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Tommy Bolt
The famous Tommy Bolt was nearing the end of one of his
infamous, high volume, temperamental club throwing
rounds of golf when he asked his caddie for a club
recommendation on a 155 yard approach shot.
The
caddie suggested to Tommy that he take either a 3 iron
or a wedge.
Tommy
was inflamed at this casual and what he considered
stupid suggestion.
His
faithful caddy informed Tommy that they were the only 2
clubs he had left in his bag! |
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Anonymous |
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Real golfers never miss a
single putt. They get robbed.
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Jack Nichlaus |
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Nobody ever remembers who
finished second.
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G. K. Chesterton |
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I regard golf as an expensive
way of playing marbles
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Dean Martin |
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If you drink don’t drive.
Don’t even putt
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Phyllis Diller ( Comedienne ) |
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The reason the Pro tells you
to keep your head down is so you can’t see him
laughing.
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Sam Snead |
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I figure practice puts your
brains in your muscles
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Ben Hogan and Nick
Faldo
Golfing legend Ben Hogan was once asked by Nick Faldo if
he had any secret to winning the US Open. Hogan informed
Nick that he did and that his secret was simple. Shoot
the lowest score!! |
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Paul Harvey |
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Golf is a game in which you
yell ‘Fore’ shoot six and write down five.
(Not advised at all)
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Stadler's Putter
Craig Stadler was once asked why he had started using a
new putter all of a sudden. Craig informed the reason
was that the previous model did not float to well!! |
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Definiton: |
Fairway - The place you leave a bag while
looking for your ball!
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Lee Trevino |
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When I am on a golf course
and it starts to rain and lightening, I hold up
my 1 iron, ‘cause I know not even God can hit a
1 iron
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Sam Snead |
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The only reason I played golf
was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
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Ask a Silly
Question!
Jack Nicklaus whilst competing in a tournament and
trying to keep his focus and concentration was asked an
insane question by a reporter following the match he had
just played.
“ Wow,
you really know your way round the course Jack...What’s
the secret?”
“The
holes are numbered.” Replied Jack calmly. |
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Maths from Arnold Palmer
Taking part in the Los Angles Open Arnold Palmer reached
the 18 tee in the second round several strokes under
par. A birdie at the last would secure him a score of 68
for the round. Fate, however intervened. After the round
Arnold was asked by a reporter how he had managed to
record a 12 on the last. Arnold in a very matter of fact
reply said the reason for the 12 was because he had
missed his putt for an eleven! |
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Mark Twain |
It’s good sportsmanship not
to pick up lost golf balls especially when they
are still rolling.
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Harry Vardon |
Don’t play too much golf. 2
rounds a day is plenty.
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Bobby Jones |
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Competative golf is mainly
played on a 5 ½ inch course, the space between
your ears.
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Gary Player
The harder you work the luckier you
get
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Lee Trevino
You can talk to a fade, but a hook
won’t listen.
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Ben Hogan
The most important shot in golf is
the next one.
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Harry Tofcano
I’m hitting the woods just great, but
I’m having trouble getting out of them.
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